Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Funny stuff
Last night in my devotion book there was some very funny stuff but you have to be in the right mood to think it's funny.
"The following announcements were found in church bulletins."
- Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.
- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
- The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
- The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nersery downstairs.
- Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication to follow.
"Isn't it interesting how missplaced or missing punctuation, spelling errors, or a simple rewording of a sentence can change the entire meaning?....."
"The following announcements were found in church bulletins."
- Miss Charlene Mason sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.
- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
- The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
- The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nersery downstairs.
- Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication to follow.
"Isn't it interesting how missplaced or missing punctuation, spelling errors, or a simple rewording of a sentence can change the entire meaning?....."
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